Calories Burned During Sex

eatcleanmakechanges:

    • Woman on top 25 calories
    • Doggy Style 40 calories
    • Per gasp 3 calories
    • Screaming 18 calories
    • Urgent begging 22 calories
    • Digging nails 11 calories
    • Shaking 20 calories
    • Licking 24 calories
    • Real Orgasm 27 calories

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The Value of Time

To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade. 

To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. 

To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. 

To realize the value of ONE DAY, ask the person who was born on February 29

To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. 

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train. 

To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident. 

To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics. 

Treasure every moment that you have!  And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time.  And remember that time waits for no one.